44-57 "Why are you eating cheese out of a bag?"

44. You're roommate tells you you have something on the side of your face. After some debate you conclude that it was a string of melted cheese from a meal you had awhile ago...

45. This conversation has happened:

         Friend: I was wondering today at what point day starts
                    hanging?

         Me: Hanging?

         Friend: You know. When it folds over.

         Me: When day folds over?

         Friend: Oh. Autocorrect. Fat. Not day. When fat folds over.

46. Your friends have documented the fact that you have liked the Grilled Cheese Admiration Society on Facebook

47. You come out of Walmart and see in your reflection that you have a sprinkle from your donut stuck to your cheek.

48. Your friends joke about increasing their caloric intake before coming out to visit you so their body doesn't go into shock from the copious amounts of food they anticipate eating.

49. You pull your cell phone out of your purse and there are gummy bears stuck to the screen.

50. You have eaten two zebra cakes in three bites and 10 seconds.

51. You have sat post dinner, in physical pain, on the verge of losing your meal because you are so stuffed, and still, you longed for more.

52. When it comes to cake, you believe in 3rd and 4th servings minimum.

53. After staring at an empty Popeyes container, you swear to yourself "Not again". And again the next day. And the next day...

54. You lose your normally polite demeanor when Tasty Burger tells you their shake machine is broken on an after midnight run.

55. You then proceed to drive across town to the next Tasty Burger is search of shake. All is lost when you learn their machine is broken too.

56. Not being able to find a parking spot is the perfect excuse to go to Tasty Burger.

57. Roommate: Why are you eating cheese out of a bag?
      Me: [stares] Why wouldn't I be eating cheese out of a bag?

32-43 "Do you mind if I clean my plate?" " Only if you don't care that I clean mine."

32. To quote Josh Weed "I don't care what anybody says. Fruit is not a 'delicious dessert.'"  
(http://www.joshweed.com/2013/04/top-10-thoughts-i-have-while-im-on-diet.html#more)

33. You decide to walk to Popeye's...in the middle of a blizzard... a legitimate declared state of emergency. 

34.   When your roommates decline taking home their leftovers, you take theirs home for yourself.

35.  You deliberately drive half an hour a way to the city of Peabody to consume food from Sonic.

36. Reuniting with Sonic is indeed cause for celebration. So you order a burger... some tots...some popcorn chicken...and a shake... 

37.   Peanut butter bacon shakes are actually kind of good?

38. Hmmm, should I order some food to go? Half an hour is quite a ways a way...

39 .After leaving Sonic you decide it's a good idea to pop on over to Wendy's.

40.  At Wendy's someone orders fries, so you might as well help them finish them...

41. You're pretty sure your lactose and intolerant. You've lost milk forever but are currently in the middle of negotiations concerning cheese and ice cream.

42. Please don't ask me to split a meal at a restaurant. I may say yes, but I won't be happy about it.

43. Two lobsters rolls in four hours...they were that good.

"There's something about living in Boston that zaps your will to be a fatty"

25. Your secret motivation for hosting Thanksgiving is access to all of the leftovers.

26. You frequently finish a medium pizza by yourself.

27. When removing your tithing envelope from your purse you find that it is covered in grease stains...brownie grease stains...

28. Sometimes at munch and mingle, you talk yourself (and an unnamed partner in crime) into getting seconds...and then thirds...

29. You often daydream of cooking food during class.

30. You're disappointed by the lack of greasy food that now surrounds you in your new environment.

31. You've actually enjoyed eating a 420 burger (http://www.bostonburgerco.com/burger16/)