Thursday, April 4, 2013

"There's something about living in Boston that zaps your will to be a fatty"

25. Your secret motivation for hosting Thanksgiving is access to all of the leftovers.

26. You frequently finish a medium pizza by yourself.

27. When removing your tithing envelope from your purse you find that it is covered in grease stains...brownie grease stains...

28. Sometimes at munch and mingle, you talk yourself (and an unnamed partner in crime) into getting seconds...and then thirds...

29. You often daydream of cooking food during class.

30. You're disappointed by the lack of greasy food that now surrounds you in your new environment.

31. You've actually enjoyed eating a 420 burger (