Fatty: Anyone of any size who enjoys food, and eating large quantities of food way too much.
1. When flipping through your pictures on your Ipad, you find more than not, you're looking at pictures of food.
2. When craving cheese, you order Pizza Hut's Ultimate Cheese Lover's pizza, extra cheese.
3. While getting ready for bed you find food crumbs wedged between your skin and bra.
4. When cooking fries, you find nothing but crumbs left on the plate before you've even turned the stove off.
5. The fact that you even cook fries.
6. When you're phone has disappeared, you remember that you abandoned it in the pantry cupboard when you sighted a bag of chips.
7. You can't not finish your food, or else you feel like you let it win.
8. You walk into your kitchen half dressed in the wee hours of the night, because the thought of a chocolate cookie seemed far more important than putting on pants.
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ReplyDeleteThat crumbs in the bra thing ALWAYS happens to me. Sometimes I even feel them going down there, but I just don't stop em. haha.
ReplyDelete#6 is me. :)
ReplyDeleteI believe that everyone's at least a little bit of a fatty. Here's a fun fact: Of the top 10 things people tweet most about wanting, 8 of them are food! Pizza and ice cream top the list. (Source: http://www.netbase.com/sentiment/what-women-want-the-infographic/)
Thank you for your comments, fellow fatties. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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